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The Half Crime

I have been an unfortunate observer of one specific crime over the years. This crime should be punishable with a life sentence or even the death penalty, and I’m sure you’ll agree that the punishment fits the crime when I… Read More ›

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  • The Hotel Debacle

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    A few years ago, I stayed at a hotel in Williamsburg, VA, with my sister Beej and my mother Buff-a-Lee. On the first night of our stay, we decided to rent movies from the hotel. Beej and I went to… Read More ›

  • No Offense

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    An abundantly optimistic man, No Offense, my brother Fabro, and I recently shared a meal. His optimism and intensity was palpable from the minute he sat down. I gazed into No Offense’s clear hazels and tried to suppress my yearning… Read More ›

  • The Breakdown

    Immediately after spending nearly $2,500 to repair my car and make it new again, I saw the temperature gauge inch past its comfortable midpoint to the dangerous red zone. The swells of punctuated Friday night traffic wrecked my good intentioned… Read More ›

  • The Fitting Failure

    Taking any bar exam to practice law is a daunting experience. There is so much riding on one’s success. The California bar exam is supposedly the hardest bar exam in the country. For starters, the California exam is three days… Read More ›

  • Hold the Boob

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    The sight of a child suckling its mother’s breasticle in public is perhaps the most offensive sight to be seen. When I go to an eatery, I go to eat, not be exposed to some dimply breasticle on a frumpy… Read More ›

  • Staple Mouth Now

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    I travel frequently and am intimately familiar with the routine of airline flights and the personalities of the flight attendants working the flights. On one extreme, there are those flight attendants who would rather have an appendectomy than put on… Read More ›

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